bears and the british army..banning the familiar furry domes of the royal guard

Dear Sir ,



I am sure you are by now aware that the vexed issue of unneccessary animal slaughter in the pursuit of facile fashion statements by the Army simply will not go away.



It is with this in mind that I am certain that the Queen and Prince Charles and Parliament itself are being held to ransom by the vested interest of the Old Guard in respect of the wearing of Brown Bear caps by the Queens Guards regiments.



The alternative is simple ,adopt faux fur bear cap ! Amazingly ,such intellectual vigour in an email, but please read on.



How should the fluffy~headed members of the Old Guard be convinced (or overruled if they stand their ground) in respect of the the unneccessary slaughter of these intelligent animals, who they then insist on wearing (dead) on their own fluffy headed heads?



The solution is very simple when it comes to these military governors and their political consorts.We should make it very clear that they are contravening the Public interest in their refusal to stop killing bears.They are also subjecting our beloved Majesty and the Royal Family to ridicule.This is nothing short of a treasonable offence!



And may I remind you that Britain is engaged in War at the moment, and that Treason is still a capital offence. Therefore those who sponsor and maintain Brown Bear slaughter, should be tried for Treason.When convicted, as they no doubt will be, they should be hung drawn and quartered and slung on top of a large toy teddy bear's head outside Buckingham Palace for all tourists to laugh and gawp at.



Such is the destiny for all Brown Bear murder,and for the treachery and humiliation of our beloved and wildlife~loving Royal Family.



Go on lets all grow up..at least try to without obfuscation or prevarication... and stop this bear slaughter by those 'in charge' who philosophically and ethically are the equivalent of teenagers with an ASBO order, instead of being adults with a responsibilty. Otherwise animal activists will be forced to mercilessly subject the Queens Guards to traditional Native American ridicule, by b(e)aring all in public at every appearance, to them or their leading officers.....and that would make a them all proper royal Charlies.



All the best



oh, and merry non violent Christ Mass